Quotes on Parenting Teens

The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at the same time.  They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another.  Quentin Crisp

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.  ~Laurence J. Peter

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.  Al Bernstein

When buying a used car, punch the buttons on the radio.  If all the stations are rock and roll, there's a good chance the transmission is shot.  Larry Lujack

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.  Erma Bombeck

Adolescence is perhaps nature's way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest.  Karen Savage and Patricia Adams, The Good Stepmother

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals.  Unknown high school principal

Mother Nature is providential.  She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.  William Galvin

The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.  Raymond Duncan

Adolescence is a period of rapid changes.  Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years.  Author Unknown

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  Mark Twain, "Old Times on the Mississippi" Atlantic Monthly, 1874

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.  Bob Phillips

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.  Author Unknown

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.  Arnold H. Glasow

It's difficult to decide whether growing pains are something teenagers have - or are.  Author Unknown

There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure.  Author Unknown

I tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you've been, it is because my DNA will be found at the scene.  Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does.  Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951

You can tell a child is growing up when he stops asking where he came from and starts refusing to tell where he is going.  Author Unknown

At fourteen you don't need sickness or death for tragedy.  Jessamyn West